Cartoon and Conquer – Characters

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  • Affiliation: Global Defense InitiativeGDI1sm
  • Service: Light Infantry
  • Characteristics: Is extremely impulsive. Regularly ignores rules, consequences, and common sense for the mere sake of a good time. Probably has attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.

 

  • Affiliation: Global Defense InitiativeGDI2sm
  • Service: Disk Thrower
  • Characteristics: Somewhat passive, lets his best friend, the Light Infantryman, do his thinking for him and is always ready to follow him straight into trouble. Is also quite talented physically, but doesn’t have the good judgment to put his skills to proper use.

 

  • Affiliation: Global Defense InitiativeGDI3sm
  • Service: Engineer
  • Characteristics: Having completed years of schooling, is significantly smarter than his peers and generally avoids them when they start getting into mischief.

 

 

  • Affiliation: Global Defense InitiativeGDI4sm
  • Service: Officer
  • Characteristics: Is under the mistaken impression that he is doing a good job and will very soon be getting a promotion. He is more intelligent than his subordinates give him credit for, but less so than what he gives himself.

 

 

  • Affiliation: Brotherhood of NodNod1sm
  • Service: Light Infantry
  • Characteristics: Has a bit of an ego, believing he has a firm grasp on the basics of life, experience, and general psychology. Under this assumption, thinks he can do and get away with anything he wants without ever acknowledging his own limitations.

 

  • Affiliation: Brotherhood of NodNod2sm
  • Service: Rocket Soldier
  • Characteristics: Very laid back. Is older than his peers and has served in the Brotherhood long enough that he has stopped caring. Generally prefers peace and quiet, but can’t resist occasional excitement.

 

  • Affiliation: Brotherhood of NodNod3sm
  • Service: Flamethrower
  • Characteristics: Is not particularly fond of the Light Infantryman and prefers the more solemn company of the Rocket Soldier. Finds life and death to have little meaning.

 

  • Affiliation: Brotherhood of NodNod4sm
  • Service: Officer
  • Characteristics: Believes he has been put in charge of the worst possible group of miscreants from the whole Brotherhood. Longs for the day when someone acknowledges how much patience he must have.

 

 

  • Affiliation: Allied ForcesAll1sm
  • Service: G.I.
  • Characteristics: A bit lazy, is constantly trying to avoid his duties, generally with his sniper friend. Due to his consistent misconduct, has developed an ongoing feud with his sergeant.

 

  • Affiliation: Allied ForcesAll2sm
  • Service: Sniper
  • Characteristics: An adept British sniper that could shoot the hammer and sickle off a Soviet commander’s hat with one arm tied behind his back and a greasy splotch on his scope. Unfortunately, spends too much time under the bad influence of the American G.I.

 

  • Affiliation: Allied ForcesAll4sm
  • Service: Sergeant
  • Characteristics: A no-nonsense sergeant who takes his job very seriously and intends to shape anyone under his command into a real soldier through hard discipline, though feels he lacks recognition.

 

 

  • Affiliation: Animal KingdomXtr1sm
  • Service: Chimpanzee
  • Characteristics: A wild chimpanzee which finds great pleasure in destroying things and may possibly be smarter than the humans it torments.

 

 

  • Affiliation: Union of Soviet Socialist RepublicsSov1sm
  • Service: Conscript
  • Characteristics: A low-class, poorly educated man unwillingly recruited into the Soviet army. Has mostly accepted his fate, and hopes to prove his worth someday, but values glory far more than duty.

 

  • Affiliation: Union of Soviet Socialist RepublicsSov2sm
  • Service: Flak Trooper
  • Characteristics: Is somewhat gifted and possesses more natural wisdom than most of the Soviet military. Regards the entire war to be a waste of everybody’s time, but excels in his tasks. The command isn’t sure whether to reprimand his indifference or admire his skills.

 

  • Affiliation: Union of Soviet Socialist RepublicsSov3sm
  • Service: Tesla Trooper
  • Characteristics: A true Soviet, deeply believes in Mother Russia and her goals. Thinks of all Allied soldiers as vermin, but finds their deaths to be as irrelevant as smashing insects, and so is not prone to kill them unless ordered.

 

  • Affiliation: Union of Soviet Socialist RepublicsSov5sm
  • Service: Desolator
  • Characteristics: A man with no fear of radiation and no respect for those who do. Is he a sadist or completely insane? Nobody can really tell for sure.

 

 

  • Affiliation: Union of Soviet Socialist RepublicsSov4sm
  • Service: General
  • Characteristics: A somewhat disgruntled Soviet general who is put in charge of low priority bases due to his often highly destructive nature. Hates anyone who possesses more weapons than himself.

 

 

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